Jeff Landon
Harmony and Eggs
At night the insomniac chickens wander about in loose gangs. They are
fat and careless and roam amid the sleepy people on a commune called
Harmony and Eggs. The chickens pick at grain between dry grass blades
and gather in a line to parade the farm. People are sleeping. The
blind girl in her yellow dress barks her terrible cough. She coughs
without stopping and her mother sits beside her with a damp washcloth
for her daughter's head, but it's just a cough, nothing serious. The
chickens leave her be. They're not doctors.
In the shared kitchen, a man talks on the house phone and eats from a
carton of ice cream. His hands tremble. He used to drink but now he
eats ice cream. This is the man who always remembers to feed the
chickens, and they gather beneath his window to wish him strength.
The moon makes the farmland look like ice, and the chickens loop
under the tractor that the hippies don’t know to operate. They keep
moving, past the pickup truck with a shot clutch, and the outdoor
bathtub. The chickens move in a steady line like a snake made out of
chickens. A young man and woman lay naked in the cornfield on a
blanket with their arms wrapped lazily about each other. The chickens
respect their love and privacy and move on to the swimming pool,
which is filled with rusty tools. The terrible bluegrass
band plays their terrible songs in the pool for the acoustics. The
mandolin player, a disconsolate type, stops picking mid-chorus and
says, "Hello, you chickens."
The Chickens move to the front gate to welcome everyone back home. A
pair of headlights peeks down from the top of the long driveway, and
the chickens wait and pick bugs off themselves to look their best. A
girl named Raina gets out of the car and sits on the edge of the
outdoor tub. The chickens form a circle around her. She combs her
hair. She pulls something out of the pocket of her jeans, a letter
she was going to send but never will. She crumples up the paper and
jams it back into her jeans. Raina never feeds the chickens, but
once, when it was raining, she opened the door to the silo and the
chickens rushed in to get dry. They remember. Raina lights the stub
of a joint, and blows a trail of smoke to the chickens. They lean in
closer. She looks like she wants to tell them something. They wait,
these chickens have nothing but time. They never sleep and there’s
nowhere else to go.
Jeff Landon lives with his family in Richmond, Virginia, and teaches at John Tyler Community College. His stories, online and print, have appeared in Mississippi Review, Crazyhorse, Another Chicago Magazine, Other Voices, New Virginia Review, Pindeldyboz, Hobart, FRiGG, Smokelong Quarterly, Night Train, Quick Fiction, Phoebe, and other places.