Michael BenediktKitchen Scenes On the label of one of the bottles atop your refrigerator in the kitchen from which you take calcium tablets—the vitamin you use to settle your nerves a little after all your domestic quarrels—is a picture of a smiling couple half-naked & blissfully running hand-in-hand through a field of lush green grass. Therefore, wouldn’t it be logical to expect to find, on the label of any bottle atop the ’fridge from which you don’t take calcium, a picture of an unhealthy-looking couple in a kitchen painted a glaring bright red, like one of the chambers of hell; wearing body armor & threatening each other using steak knives for spears and frying pans for shields. (1976 & 2006)
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